Josh: That's a nice post. Where are you going to get a lip ring?
Jennifer: Oh, I decided to forgo the whole lip ring thing.
Josh: You can get one, but I just don't find it sexy.
Jennifer: That's why I decided to forgo it. How about a nose ring?
Joshua: (with a sneaky smile): How about a nipple ring?
Jennifer (in retaliation): How about a scrotum ring?
Joshua (shrugs): Well?. . . if it benefits me. . .
Jennifer rolls her eyes and walks out of the room.